Spring Break

Well, to my dismay, spring break could not have been more uneventful. I didn't go to Miami or Las Vegas (like I had originally planned...). Without the extreme sarcasm and company of Chris, I might have literally gone insane. I went to the Paley Center with Lauren, Alex, and Francesca. That was fun, except we were bullied into a tour by a very overbearing woman on a nostalgia kick (her high school reunion was soon, ohmagawd). I watched two episodes of F.R.I.E.N.D.S <3 and walked up and down like, six flights of stairs. Bullying adults and TV? Yeah, it was like my normal afternoon, except there were taxis. We went to the Hard Rock Cafe and I ate an orgasm burger - no lie. Lauren dropped her wallet in the trash, which was hilarious, because Lauren is usually so on top of things. Well, she was on top of the trash can, trying to fish it out. We walked around Times Square, did the whole "I'm from Staten Island, so I'm not TECHNICALLY a tourist" type of thing. Then that night was the Dragons party, which was...colorful. To say the least. CoughLaurenCough. I surprisingly spared myself the hangover and remained sober, dontcha know. Who says I don't have self control?

There were a few Ralph's runs with Kristie and Allie, and that was cool. We went to Coldstone (sorry, thighs.) and I saw my old school best friend whose hair was down to her ankles but now she cut it all off and I think gave it to charity. They could've made a rug out of it, I'm not kidding. Well, it turns out she has a boyfriend, which depresses me to no end. She was one of those girls that liked ponies and Sailor Moon a little too long. Sure, I have some guilty obsessions, but they are stowed safely in the closet, tyvm. Her boyfriend is about six foot, blonde, and actually really good looking and it really wants to make me question my whole outlook on life. And then I saw my ex obsession (I loved him for years when I was like, twelve), and I took that as my cue to run from the store in an ice cream laced frenzy.

I hung out with Lauren and Chris one night, when we were forced to go into TJ Maxx because a friend of ours wanted to go shopping. I have discovered that TJ Maxx is your one stop store for everything mumu. You can get a mumu in any color under the sun. We then went to Modells, which took OUT the gym stuff I always used to play on when I was, well, sixteen or whatever. Then I watched someone who shall remain nameless purchase about forty dollars in YuGiOh cards from a vending machine, have a ceremony with them, discovered he might be a sexual predator, and then he chased me around with his car in the Shop Rite parking lot using a Steve Irwin impression, which thuroughly amused Lauren and Chris (who were sitting backseat and shotgun).

So that's really it. My spring break minus a few meetings from other friends, which were either so boring I don't remember them, or so short they weren't worth remembering. You can begin pitying me starting....NOW.